Monday, August 25, 2008

Do you REALLY know him?

DO YOU? Do you REALLY know Ty Pennington?
I need him to come to my home and help me fix, uh,
The basement is unfinished.
The backyard- a definite work in progress.
The front yard- oh, I am trying.
My bedroom-not an oasis.
My family room-
Not enough ROOM for the family.
So, if you know him, run into him, have his email, please let him know that Kris needs
an extreme home makeover.
Not because anything terribly dramatic has happened. Not due to illness. Not because we've been laid off (again. long story. I just found out I was pregnant w/ Luke and the biz closed their doors.....) Really, there isn't any reason other than I think he is fabulous to look at; I love his energy; I want to chat w/ him (I probably wouldn't be very chatty- I can get shy)
ah for the love! I want him to show up at 6am with his mega phone in hand and yell,
"Good Morning, Kristine!"
Yes. Yes it would be.
If it helps, I have many power tools on hand. I own a 12" Laser-guided, Dual Compound Sliding Miter Saw. AND I know what that means.


The Crocketts said...

LOL Kris, I come here just because you make me laugh! You're awesome! And yes, that WOULD be a good morning!

Anonymous said...

It would be a good morning, and if by chance, I ever do run into him I will let him know you'd like to sit and chat a while!!

I would like to have Nate Berkus (decorator/designer for Oprah) over at my house! I heart him so...

bevany said...

OH MY GOSH! I've been a slacker at commenting, but you knew this one would get me. I think I would scream bloody murder if he showed up in my bedroom at 6 am. I would show him where he could put his mega phone, too. Funny post though. I know you have to throw him in the mix every once in a while.