Real Advice

good idea: Whiten white unders w/ bleach
bad idea: Whitening white of eye w/ bleach
even if it was with a splash... just a splash.

Clarifying: Spin cycle on the washer spooked the 3 toothed cat. He bolted like a CAT out of hell, knocked into the bleach bottle~ it fell from the shelf to the floor, burst open.
Result: VERY clean laundry room floor. House smells like a pool - a touch of summer in March for free. New tie dyed job on Hoodie and back of jeans. One eye burned, red and, I think it's safe to say, clean.