Showing posts with label Martha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martha. Show all posts

Friday, October 3, 2008

Bootatoes

Feel like spooking up dinner?
Any extra time just lying around?
My super BFF Martha does. She invited me over for dinner and since she knows me so well, knew I'd scoff at sweet potatoes, but I couldn't balk at PUMPKIN shaped Sweet potatoes.
We've moved past the "Open your Hanger, the airplane is coming in for landing" I caught on to that bit just over two months ago. Now, desperately wanting me to get the nutrition I need, she invites me to din din donned with food people, shapes and frivolous fun.
Here's to any new food shapes you can come up with.
(Really?!?!? Mashed Bootatoes? For the Love! I'll probably try it.)

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Oh Martha-help me, guide me

Martha has provided me with a new bible. The HOUSEKEEPING HANDBOOK. It's probably been out for some time, but I found it today and I am on a mission to prepare my home for the day when M.S. comes to the HIDEOUT to do an on-site interview with the Fabulous Saying It Simply sisters. (that's us.) I am ready to be famous and famously clean and organized. I want monogrammed napkins and linens for every occasion. I want my towels to absorb like they were born to. (Martha sent me an email today and explained why my towels aren't soaking up the liquids anymore. Go here to learn for yourself : http://www.marthastewart.com:80/good-things/towel-tune-up?xsc=stf_MSLO-GOODTHINGS) I'll make her proud by exemplifying the image of a Housekeeping Handbook student.





Sidenote to cleaning and organizing...I am currently without children (Thank you Grandma and Grandpa.) and I am finishing up some orders and attempting to make SIS a living space in the dungeon. But I need some serious help. Does anyone personally know my TV boyfriend Ty Pennington? If so, will you please tell him Kristine has a clean pallet on which he can work his magic? Come on baby, show me your power tools! However, the dungeon still needs power run throughout it, so TY, bring along an electrician... I'm tellin' ya, the more the merrier I'll be. Oh yah, Joel had to go into work, so right now is a perfect time to come over...