Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Really Old Indications

My mom asked how are new cat is adjusting to this home of ours...
Fabulously.
She asked where Manfred was
Returned.
She then said, He'll probably be put to sleep.
My response, He was unhappy, toothless and old.
She (mom) asks, Will you have me put to sleep when I'm Old?

My answer:
If you get start hiding behind the dryer to avoid a child's reach...
If you run away when someone walks past you...
If you wander the house and cry all night...
If you start hating children...
If you sneeze and your hair falls out...
If you stick out your tongue because there are no longer teeth to hold it in...
then YES.
Someone, keep on eye on Lynnie and let me know if she begins showing signs of OLD.
She may be ready to take a "Nap".
Love ya, Mom!
k

3 comments:

bevany said...

That is SUCH a Lynnie response to putting a cat asleep. I love it.

CoLiE-O said...

will you put me down if i start showing signs of "getting old" ?

Aunt Spicy said...

Hilarious!