Monday, August 11, 2008

Goats are Good part Deux

For those of you who have not caught on yet, my hubby Wil, has removed the facial scruff from his mug, and I feel like I should be able to state my case as to why "Goats are Good" This is my 2nd exhibit in
the fight for facial.
Actors find that the goatee gives them a brooding quality. It helps them state, "Don't bother me with your preconceived notion of beauty. I'm brooding."

Pirates don the goatee while sailing the sea. They want everyone to know, "I am just about to go on vacay and don't bother with the trivialities of grooming."


Adventurers sport the goatee for that "I just jumped off a bridge, where I crashed my airplane while seeking a lost tribe of sexy wild women who were protecting a unknown amount of riches"




Super Heroes have goatees on their days off to let everyone know, " I just need a moment to myself."
Now Wil, don't you want to be mistakenly labeled a Celeb, Pirate, Adventurer or Super Hero? That wouldn't be so bad, would it?

7 comments:

kourtney said...

What a nice selection of photos you have chosen. Two days worth of the 5 'o clock shadow is perfect. I think that Christian sports this nicely. Harrison doesn't seem to be bad candidate either. And Johnny, well he wouldn't be himself without it. So yes, pirates, celebs, adventurers and super heroes add to their appearance with the extra hair. Mmmm...mmmm...good!

Chrissy said...

Kris, I totally understand where you are coming from. When I met Brian he had a goatee and then filled it out to full beard when we got engaged. But the first time I saw him clean shaven was the day we got married! Freaked me out something fierce, and then he started growing it back the next day so I spent our honeymoon with a rash on my face till it got long enough to be soft again. Since then only one other time has he shaved it all off, and that was an "accident" and he didn't get kissed until it grew back again. Keep hoping, Joel might get tired of shaving everyday sooner rather than later. Brian and I decided that as soon as gas gets back under $4 a gallon we are driving up to visit you guys.

Danielle Christiansen said...

you stated your case well. But i still don't like it. But i'll root for you.

nicolefurness said...

christian makes my heart flutter. thanks for they eye candy! i am so sad..sorta..i cant make it on friday (why i am sad) cuz its my b-day (why im not totally sad) and stanton has a b-day suprise that he wont tell me about. another time? when are you havinig a sis gathering? i would love to come and blow my money:) i love holiday (expecially halloween) decor.

Jess said...

Uhh, hmmm.. you need to put (and I rest my case!)
Very nice my dear!

Christina said...

i love your choice of men here Kris, even the one w/angelina a few posts down, these are beautiful men, and i mean
B E A Utiful men, but you forgot your delish brother of yours too, even though he's not a star. he's still good to look at

april hickman said...

Holy Babe-o-licious Johnny Depp!!!

Freak!

I have always preferred the "just got out of jail" look, as opposed to the "just got off my mission" look.

That why I feel in love with Brian.
He was a bad boy.

So what-da-ya-know Now he wears a white shirt and tie every day and is usually clean shaven.

What the ____!