Martha has provided me with a new bible. The HOUSEKEEPING HANDBOOK. It's probably been out for some time, but I found it today and I am on a mission to prepare my home for the day when M.S. comes to the HIDEOUT to do an on-site interview with the Fabulous Saying It Simply sisters. (that's us.) I am ready to be famous and famously clean and organized. I want monogrammed napkins and linens for every occasion. I want my towels to absorb like they were born to. (Martha sent me an email today and explained why my towels aren't soaking up the liquids anymore. Go here to learn for yourself : http://www.marthastewart.com:80/good-things/towel-tune-up?xsc=stf_MSLO-GOODTHINGS) I'll make her proud by exemplifying the image of a Housekeeping Handbook student.
Sidenote to cleaning and organizing...I am currently without children (Thank you Grandma and Grandpa.) and I am finishing up some orders and attempting to make SIS a living space in the dungeon. But I need some serious help. Does anyone personally know my TV boyfriend Ty Pennington? If so, will you please tell him Kristine has a clean pallet on which he can work his magic? Come on baby, show me your power tools! However, the dungeon still needs power run throughout it, so TY, bring along an electrician... I'm tellin' ya, the more the merrier I'll be. Oh yah, Joel had to go into work, so right now is a perfect time to come over...
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Oh Martha-help me, guide me
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6 comments:
honey, I'm coming home now. Will dinner be ready or should i get chipotle?
If I could be 1/10th Martha Stewart, it would be fabulous...don't hold your breath!
Ty can come here anytime! I have a bedroom that needs some serious attention.
Ty Pennington, seriously?? Twenty kids hyped up on sugar would be less annoying than him in a room with you. I do wish I could be as perfect as Martha, though...although, I don't even try to be. Some day!
I think his hyper-activity is what draws me to him. sigh. I feel a lil' hyper myself and would love to feed off his energy. Besides, would you look at how he looks at me?!?!? Hello, Ty. I am your Kris. Love ya, Bevany!!!!
Kris-
You crack me up. I too am a little hyper, but I prefer to use my energy sitting in front of the computer instead of in the laundry room, kitchen, bathrooms, etc. I need to get Martha's book, but does it do it for you? I think I have the know-how, just not the get-to behind it. YIKES! Thanks for the tip on the towels... I need all the help I can get!
Once you contact MS and Ty will you send them down the street please.. thank you.. I am in need of some serious help myself.
Sorry you were sick! Thanks for bringing my T home. I was on the phone (shocker) or I would have come out to talk to you. Is it my turn to pick up this week? Maybe Ty can do it :)
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