Thursday, April 23, 2009

Really True? Or Really UNtrue?

Have you ever
wondered if someone was pregnant?
Did you ask? Even though you knew better?
Or did you do what I did:

them in the stomache and ask

"What's that?"
Only to hear this lovely person respond with,
"Nope. Not pregnant- just fat."

And did you try to think up something clever to respond with?
Something quick. Something fabulous. Like:
"I meant, where did you get your cute sweatshirt?"
Just to have this beautiful girl point to her hoodie
where it shouts it's name
Glitter and Glam

Yeah. Sometimes I'm not so quick.


The Hartungs said...

I sooo need one of those!

Chrissy said...

Kris, you kill me! That is the funniest story I have heard for awhile... although I'm sure it wasn't as funny to you in the moment.

Jennifer Gravley said...

You didn't did you? When will you ever learn girly?

bevany said...

You did NOT do that. I would like to think I know you well enough to know you would never do that. My friends mom did that once and almost died of embarrassment.

Bayra said...

I once asked a girl in my ward if she was pregnant and she said she wasn't but wanted to know why I said so. I just told her that I got a feeling. And guess what she told me the week after that she went to see her doctor and found out that she was 5 months pregnant and did not know. She has diabetes and never feels good so she thought she was just sick for no reason. Isn't that funny!