Have you ever
wondered if someone was pregnant?
Did you ask? Even though you knew better?
Or did you do what I did:
them in the stomache and ask
Only to hear this lovely person respond with,
"Nope. Not pregnant- just fat."
And did you try to think up something clever to respond with?
Something quick. Something fabulous. Like:
"I meant, where did you get your cute sweatshirt?"
Just to have this beautiful girl point to her hoodie
where it shouts it's name
Glitter and Glam
Yeah. Sometimes I'm not so quick.