WArNiNG
Housework Is Dangerous
Do not attempt to grab laundry through stair banister to avoid walking 5 mores steps.
If it is necessary to do previous step, DO NOT pull a blanket through the banisters.
Outcome could be colorful.
For instance,
The banister could pop loose and in full force, whack you on the left eyebrow.
Medical attention not required IF you only end up with a goose nugget
*(not big enough to be considered an egg)
and a Real, Really Real black eye.
It's true, Whiners do get Shiners.
Housework Is Dangerous
Do not attempt to grab laundry through stair banister to avoid walking 5 mores steps.
If it is necessary to do previous step, DO NOT pull a blanket through the banisters.
Outcome could be colorful.
For instance,
The banister could pop loose and in full force, whack you on the left eyebrow.
Medical attention not required IF you only end up with a goose nugget
*(not big enough to be considered an egg)
and a Real, Really Real black eye.
It's true, Whiners do get Shiners.
*No editing on this photo.
6 comments:
that's hilarious!
Did you go to a Mary Kay party and had to leave early? Didn't show any signs of color yesterday...amazing.
Oh kris.. that is a good color on you. :( j/k- I'm so sorry! I'll remember that next time I do laundry. Maybe I will tell Sean it is just too dangerous and not to it anymore!
Hugs
Are you kidding me??? I have some purple eye shadow you may borrow for the other eye to match. Nice one kid. OUCH!!
Holy crap! That is so bad!!!! And I bet it hurt even worse! So sorry!
How did you really get it? That story is crazy...and the black eye...ouch!
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