Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Look but don't touch. (Or talk)

Will you just say "Hi"?
If I throw in a Giveaway here, will I get more comments?
How come I get the LOOKIES but NO TOUCHIES or TALKIES?
If I tell dirty details about laundry, cleaning the thrones, sweeping the garage or what's hiding in my closet.... Will I make new friends?
Maybe I'll start making up outrageous stories sprinkled with a little truth to entice new fans... like the time I was made to dress up in drag because oh, I guess I didn't look feminine enough for the SPECIAL celebration. Even though I AM a girl! (Ohhhh... want more?)
How about the time a barked at a woman (still questioning if IT actually did fall into the category of WOMAN) while shopping at the mall during the Christmas shopping frenzy? Do you want to taste the juicy details of the fight which followed my momentary lapse into my canine persona? This happened AFTER I was married...
Have you ever accused someone of being lazy and sitting down during business hours at their place of employment ~ RIGHT before you realize they are in a wheelchair. Yep. Been there. Done that.
Anyone want to chit chat? Let's be friends. I'll tell you more tidbits and you can figure out whether they fall under my actual Reality or the Realistic Realm in the corners of my mind.
xxoo to you,
my Old and New friends,
Kristine!

17 comments:

kourtney said...

You shouldn't bark at people!

Chris and Bethany said...

So...did you really bark at someone?

Bevany said...

I couldn't get your blog to pull up the past few days. I could see your updates in my google reader, but couldn't get to the actual blog to comment. I hear you though...it's all about the comments.

Danielle Christiansen said...

you and your stories. I am betting most of them are true? Not sure though.

Just one of the Boyz said...

I FEEL YA... I SEE ALL THESE BLOGGERS THAT HAVE TONS OF COMMENTS, IM LUCKY IF I GET 5..

Harlene said...

I'm hooked! Do tell more and maybe I'll share a few! Mediocrity Rocks!

Judi said...

I will 'talk' to you, if you 'talk'
to me :o)

Haley said...

you're too funny!!! dito on the comment above mine!!!

you get way more comments than i do....i guess i'm boring...!!!!

nicolefurness said...

i.heart.you!

Mindi said...

let's have a competition on who can air more dirty laundry.....betcha i win!~

qponqwn said...

Love your blog, love hearing from you, you are so dang much fun I kick myself that I didn't take advantage of that when you lived just down the street!
Now I have to be friends vicariously by blurking on your blog. Congrats on getting the goat back-the Capn tried to grow one but it was just a patchy, scrappy mess, so rather than have his 'man-card' revoked he's clean-shaven!
Kids start school MONDAY!!! If you listen closely you may hear the cheers around 8:55am--unless they're drowned out by the crowd @IHOP!!

JoAnna said...

Your blog is for sure one of my favs. My sis even admitted to me that she loves to read it to! Keep up the fun reality checks!! Love ya!

JoAnna said...

Your blog is for sure one of my favs. My sis even admitted to me that she loves to read it to! Keep up the fun reality checks!! Love ya!

Amy said...

Oh... kris! You are a total babe that cracks me up! It is always so good to see you! Andy's party was fun and the highlight was your Jack singing his awesome song. You need to get that on YOU TUBE. I will make more comments... I know it is all about the stupid random things from complete strangers that make my world go round. Who cares what my kids are saying to me and what Big Daddy is thinking about my messy house... it is all about what someother glossed over blogger thinks and says. Crack me up!

Christina said...

kris i love the songs you've got on here! and i have to admit i like to read and have a chuckle and not leave a comment becuz i can NEVER think of anything intellegent to say, though now that you've caught me i guess i'll try to say something once in a while. loves to your brutha!

Sean said...

TELL ME MORE!
Especially about dressing up in drag...

Shauna said...

Kris-
Glad the fight was won over the goat. I find your photos choices fantastic, especially when describing said GOAT! Havea good week--our kids are back to school, are yours yet?
:) Shauna