Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Presidential Decree


We are officially lowering the bar!
There will be a mandatory meeting this evening (probably in the car on our way to the JAZZ game) which all HIDEOUT members are required to attend. (Our marketing director is excused from this gathereing as she will be at Aunt Kookie's, undoubtedly telling all secrets of HIDEOUT members; selling our ups and downs-primarily the PRESIDENTS, I'm sure.) We will be discussing and setting attainable goals; that means easily reached. The PREZ is tired of going to bed and thinking of all the things she DIDN'T accomplish. We hope this will BOOST morale among all members.

So, lurking blog readers, the PRESIDENT would like you to know of the 4 lowered bars in her daily olympics:
1-Showering daily/Putting on clean clothes (guest and emergency preparedness)
2-Feeding children at the table in a timely manner (Nurturing and domestics-decreased whining)
3-Making beds (domestics)
4-A shiny kitchen sink (domestics and guest preparedness)

Now, challenge us! If you've read this, ask if I will climb into bed with my shoulders straight and a smile on my face for reaching my goals. And I WILL answer yes, proudly. For I have lowered the bar.
(HIDEOUT MEMBER goals will be posted as they are decided)
***I cannot take credit for this brilliant idea. While wasting numerous minutes, that eventually turned into hours, in cyberspace, I came across a thought provoking blog. I had to grasp her concept and share it with you my family and friends. It is the work of a genius.

What bar can you lower for a restful sleep?

6 comments:

Jess said...

okay, you are FAR too creative for me! Way to lower the bar. I wish I could even reach your "lowered" bar. Yikes!

Have fun at the Jazz game tonight!

p.s. I didn't even ask you if I could put your link on my sidebar. Is it okay or would you rather I removed it?? I totally understand!

Chrissy said...

Have you heard the saying "Dull women have immaculate homes"? That's what gets me through the day, knowing that I am not lazy, I am just too busy being fascinating to keep up with the dusting and vaccuming... It was so neat to run into you guys tonight, I love that you blog. It's such a great way to keep up with friends you might not see for a year at a time.

Alyssa Coberly said...

thanks for finding me :0) its always fun to hear from new people ... isnt blogging fantastic for that? i love 'meeting' new friends through blogging!

Amy said...

YOu crack me up... I just entered the blogosphere and was excited to find yours while stalking Kourtney's... You're so creative!

Bevany said...

You are so funny. I love it. And ps...I don't think I've EVER had a clean (or shiny) sink and making beds depends on the day. Hope the Jazz game was fun!

kourtney said...

OH BOY--- YOU ARE ONE ACCOMPLISHED WOMAN. I ON THE OTHER HAND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING---I HAVEN'T EVEN ACCOMPLISHED YOUR GOALS, I AM PATHETIC. AS FOR ALL OF THE "SECRETS", THEY ARE SAFE HERE, UNTIL I NEED COLLATEROL. AS FOR NIGHT SLEEP I HAVE SOME OLD SLEEPING PILLS- THEY MIGHT STILL WORK.